What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

 

A very large woman in a sleeveless sundress walked into a bar. She raised her right arm revealing a very hairy armpit as she pointed at all the people in the bar and said, "What man here is going to buy a lady a drink?"

The bar fell silent as everyone tried to ignore her.

But down at the end of the bar a drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and shouted, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured a drink and the woman chugged it down.

She turned round, raised her arm again revealing the same hairy armpit and pointing at all the patrons in the bar as she said, "What man here is going to buy a lady another drink?"

The bar again fell silent but the same old drunk at the end of the bar yelled, "Give the ballerina another drink!" and slammed his money down on the counter.

The bartender approached the drunk and said, "Look mate, it's your business if you want to buy that woman a drink but why do you keep call her a ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a