#IS PRESIDENT TRUMP A FORMER NAVY SEAL?
Yes. Yes, he is.
It is well known that Donald Trump is not only a former Navy Seal, but he is in fact the most dangerous member in the organisation’s history, due to his vast resources of what those in those circles refer to as blubber.
Seal blubber is a specialised survival resource that Seals accumulate due to years of experience and hard work of Sealing. Sealing hard. Trump has more blubber than any other Seal in history, because he started training for this position as a very young, rich boy in New York.
Besides his blubber, he also has some other deadly skills.
One legend (unconfirmed because, you know, classified…) suggests that he once killed an enemy combatant by simply overwhelming him with his extreme intelligence while secretly gassing him with a special odorous substance he releases from his gastrointestinal system.
Many people say you can still occasionally smell it on him.
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